The Gobshite Report - Season Eighteen - Gameweek Twenty-Four

Our team of intrepid reporters attends every game in the Gobshite Draft League so that you don’t have to!

Sh1tesse

3 - 1

Farcelona

0 - 1
29
Kevin De Bruyne
Matthijs de Ligt
39
1 - 1
Memphis Depay
42
2 - 1
Mason Mount
90+4
3 - 1

Qiú Mǎng

0 - 0

Pantabangan Wanderers

The Shola System

2 - 0

Möhömahamörssit

Diogo Jota
20
1 - 0
Harry Kane (Pen)
63
2 - 0

AllChipsBelongToUs FC

3 - 1

Tiki Taka Toah

Luka Modrić
20
1 - 0
Serge Gnabry
31
2 - 0
2 - 1
35
Abdul Boateng
Raphaël Guerreiro
63
3 - 1

St Marten Saints

1 - 4

Kamara Chameleon Collective

0 - 1
1
Erling Haaland
0 - 2
12
Erling Haaland
Duván Zapata
25
1 - 2
1 - 3
35
Khvicha Kvaratskhelia
1 - 4
44
Khvicha Kvaratskhelia

TAGLIAFUCKOFF 65′

Flying Faux Soccer

0 - 1

Maychester United

0 - 1
9
Ansu Fati

One of the Maychester lads missed a pen in minute 36, but I didn’t see who.

Pantabangan Wanderers

3 - 0

Mancs in Black

Mohamed Salah
41
1 - 0
Tammy Abraham
59
2 - 0
Álvaro Morata
90+4
3 - 0

Möhömahamörssit

3 - 0

St Marten Saints

Edin Džeko
30
1 - 0
Jude Bellingham
42
2 - 0
Pedri
90+3
3 - 0

YOU WOULDN’T LIKE HIM WHEN HE’S ANGRY: Hulk 48′

Weasels

0 - 2

The Shola System

0 - 1
18
Allan Saint-Maximin
0 - 2
23
Harry Kane (Pen)

Nanard Corruption Football

1 - 5

Kamara Chameleon Collective

0 - 1
30
Khvicha Kvaratskhelia
0 - 2
39
Rodrygo
0 - 3
43
Rodrygo
0 - 4
45+1
Rodrygo
0 - 5
55
Rodrygo
Ismaël Bennacer
77
1 - 5

La Ball de la Foot

1 - 2

Qiú Mǎng

0 - 1
2
Lucky Radebe (Retired)
Lionel Messi
5
1 - 1
1 - 2
85
Patrick Omondi

Much and More FC

1 - 0

FC Cers City

Youri Tielemans
67
1 - 0

Farcelona

0 - 1

Flying Faux Soccer

0 - 1
8
Jack Grealish

Maychester United

2 - 1

Sh1tesse

Dušan Vlahović
48
1 - 0
1 - 1
65
Teun Koopmeiners
Diogo Madeira (Retired)
70
2 - 1

AllChipsBelongToUs FC

1 - 3

Brigstock Big Cocks

0 - 1
17
Marco Reus
Steven Berghuis
51
1 - 1
1 - 2
67
Kingsley Coman
1 - 3
72
Neymar

Tiki Taka Toah

2 - 0

Surreal Moneyball

Abdul Boateng (Pen)
50
1 - 0
Lewis Dunk
73
2 - 0

BAD AT FOOTBALL: O’Connell 49′

The Pocket Dawgs

2 - 1

Los Hijos de Chud

Rodrigo Bentancur
2
1 - 0
1 - 1
45+1
Danson Owino
Enzo Fernández
74
2 - 1