The Gobshite Report - Season Eighteen - Gameweek Sixteen

Our team of intrepid reporters attends every game in the Gobshite Draft League so that you don’t have to!

Mancs in Black

0 - 1

Sh1tesse

0 - 1
81
Memphis Depay

Pantabangan Wanderers

3 - 2

Maychester United

0 - 1
7
Casemiro
Tammy Abraham
10
1 - 1
1 - 2
27
Dušan Vlahović
Mohamed Salah
90
2 - 2
Mohamed Salah
90+2
3 - 2

St Marten Saints

0 - 1

Qiú Mǎng

0 - 1
61
Konrad Laimer

Flying Faux Soccer

1 - 0

Weasels

Jack Grealish
74
1 - 0

KHOCK-UP: Khocholava 71′

Kamara Chameleon Collective

5 - 1

FC Cers City

Aurélien Tchouaméni
6
1 - 0
Khvicha Kvaratskhelia
15
2 - 0
Erling Haaland
19
3 - 0
3 - 1
25
Ousmane Dembélé
Rodrygo
61
4 - 1
Riyad Mahrez
77
5 - 1

The Pocket Dawgs

0 - 4

Nanard Corruption Football

0 - 1
20
Pepe
0 - 2
36
Vinícius Júnior
0 - 3
45+2
Vinícius Júnior
0 - 4
90
Pepe

Farcelona

2 - 3

AllChipsBelongToUs FC

0 - 1
3'
Serge Gnabry
Kai Havertz
5'
1 - 1
1 - 2
32'
Timo Werner
1 - 3
61'
Timo Werner
Kai Havertz
83'
2 - 3

Much and More FC

0 - 2

La Ball de la Foot

0 - 1
29'
Lionel Messi
0 - 2
48'
Antoine Griezmann

Brigstock Big Cocks

1 - 1

The Shola System

Neymar
79'
1 - 0
1 - 1
90'
Mohammed Kudus

Tiki Taka Toah

1 - 0

Surreal Freedom

Abdul Boateng
8'
1 - 0

Möhömahamörssit

2 - 1

Los Hijos de Chud

Robert Lewandowski
11'
1 - 0
Pedri
20'
2 - 0
2 - 1
72'
Danson Owino

Weasels

3 - 2

Mancs in Black

José Gayà
8'
1 - 0
Lautaro Martínez
19'
2 - 0
2 - 1
29'
Jamal Musiala
2 - 2
45+1'
Iago Aspas
Emile Smith Rowe
84'
3 - 2

Surreal Freedom

1 - 2

Pantabangan Wanderers

0 - 1
11'
Sergej Milinković-Savić
0 - 2
30'
Mohamed Salah
Iliman N’Diaye
51'
1 - 2

Sh1tesse

0 - 1

Much and More FC

0 - 1
75'
Roberto Firmino

Maychester United

0 - 2

Flying Faux Soccer

0 - 1
91'
Jack Grealish
0 - 2
95'
Phil Foden

MISSED PEN Dimarco 40′

AllChipsBelongToUs FC

1 - 0

Kamara Chameleon Collective

Steven Bergwijn
67'
1 - 0

Qiú Mǎng

4 - 0

Brigstock Big Cocks

Lucky Radebe (Retired)
8'
1 - 0
Lucky Radebe (Retired)
11'
2 - 0
Bukayo Saka
14'
3 - 0
Nabil Fekir
52'
4 - 0

FC Cers City

2 - 0

Os Patos

Federico Valverde
27'
1 - 0
David Alaba (Pen)
44'
2 - 0