The Gobshite Report - Season Eighteen - Gameweek Fifteen

Our team of intrepid reporters attends every game in the Gobshite Draft League so that you don’t have to!

Farcelona

1 - 2

Os Patos

0 - 1
32
Aleksandar Mitrović
0 - 2
64
Florian Wirtz
Kevin De Bruyne
90
1 - 2

Sh1tesse

2 - 1

Flying Faux Soccer

Mason Mount
26
1 - 0
1 - 1
43
Bernardo Silva
Marko Arnautović
86
2 - 1

La Ball de la Foot

0 - 1

Mancs in Black

0 - 1
43
Marcus Rashford

EFFICIENCY IN ANNULLING HIS BOOKING: Aspas 65′

Os Patos

0 - 0

Kamara Chameleon Collective

Penalty SAVED: Jorginho 79′

Surreal Moneyball

0 - 2

The Pocket Dawgs

0 - 1
10
William Carvalho
0 - 2
86
Rafa

Nanard Corruption Football

3 - 1

Brigstock Big Cocks

Leroy Sané
7
1 - 0
Victor Osimhen
39
2 - 0
Vinícius Júnior
75
3 - 0
3 - 1
84
Patrick Bamford

The Shola System

2 - 2

St Marten Saints

Harry Kane
29
1 - 0
1 - 1
52
Raphinha
1 - 2
56
Romelu Lukaku (Pen)
Mohammed Kudus
76
2 - 2

Los Hijos de Chud

2 - 0

Much and More FC

Danson Owino
7
1 - 0
Paulo Dybala
69
2 - 0

Maychester United

2 - 1

Tiki Taka Toah

Raphaël Varane
11
1 - 0
Dušan Vlahović
67
2 - 0
2 - 1
77
Abdul Boateng

UPHOLDING PROUD MAYCHESTER TRADITIONS: James 56′

AllChipsBelongToUs FC

2 - 1

Möhömahamörssit

Timo Werner
43
1 - 0
1 - 1
51
Robert Lewandowski
Timo Werner
71
2 - 1

FC Cers City

1 - 2

Farcelona

0 - 1
37
Ángel Di María
0 - 2
42
Kevin De Bruyne
Christopher Nkunku
71
1 - 2

Didn’t even score the pen: KDB 2′

Weasels

1 - 0

Pantabangan Wanderers

Norman Onyango
18
1 - 0