The Gobshite Report - Season Eighteen - Gameweek Fourteen

Our team of intrepid reporters attends every game in the Gobshite Draft League so that you don’t have to!

The Pocket Dawgs

2 - 2

Maychester United

Son Heung-Min
4
1 - 0
1 - 1
24
Ansu Fati
Gabriel Jesus
37
2 - 1
2 - 2
45+1
Wout Weghorst

Mancs in Black

2 - 3

Los Hijos de Chud

0 - 1
20
Danson Owino
0 - 2
32
Fabinho
Iago Aspas (Pen)
37
1 - 2
Ricardo Horta
86
2 - 2
2 - 3
88
Thomas Müller

SERGIO OF BLOOD TO THE HEAD: Biscuits 63′

St Marten Saints

2 - 1

Nanard Corruption Football

Romelu Lukaku
8
1 - 0
1 - 1
28
Vinícius Júnior
Romelu Lukaku
43
2 - 1

Flying Faux Soccer

0 - 2

La Ball de la Foot

0 - 1
83
Lionel Messi
0 - 2
89
Martin Terrier

Qiú Mǎng

0 - 0

The Shola System

SMART DEFENDING: Saliba 88′

Brigstock Big Cocks

3 - 0

Surreal Moneyball

Neymar (Pen)
3
1 - 0
Neymar
53
2 - 0
Marco Reus
68
3 - 0

Möhömahamörssit

2 - 3

FC Cers City

Robert Lewandowski
42
1 - 0
1 - 1
61
Geoffrey Were
1 - 2
65
Gabriel Martinelli
Alexander Isak
79
2 - 2
2 - 3
90+3
Gabriel Martinelli

Much and More FC

3 - 0

AllChipsBelongToUs FC

Kylian Mbappé
15
1 - 0
João Félix
74
2 - 0
Arkadiusz Milik
90+4
3 - 0

Tiki Taka Toah

0 - 2

Weasels

0 - 1
13
Lautaro Martínez (Pen)
0 - 2
89
Emile Smith Rowe