The Gobshite Report - Season Eighteen - Gameweek Eleven

Our team of intrepid reporters attends every game in the Gobshite Draft League so that you don’t have to!

Farcelona

1 - 2

Möhömahamörssit

0 - 1
8
Pau Torres
Iker Muniain
35
1 - 1
1 - 2
72
Robert Lewandowski

The Pocket Dawgs

1 - 2

Los Hijos de Chud

0 - 1
11
Paulo Dybala
0 - 2
16
Kieran Trippier
Gabriel Jesus
54
1 - 2

FC Cers City

4 - 1

Flying Faux Soccer

Federico Valverde
19
1 - 0
1 - 1
29
Bernardo Silva
Wissam Ben Yedder (Retired)
65
2 - 1
Wissam Ben Yedder (Retired)
70
3 - 1
Federico Valverde
78
4 - 1

AllChipsBelongToUs FC

0 - 4

Pantabangan Wanderers

0 - 1
11
Tammy Abraham
0 - 2
46
Sergej Milinković-Savić
0 - 3
47
Pedro Porro
0 - 4
75
Mohamed Salah

PSYCHOPATH: Llorente 81′

Surreal Freedom

0 - 2

The Shola System

0 - 1
12
Luis Díaz
0 - 2
89
Harry Kane

OFF: Matip 46′

Maychester United

0 - 0

Qiú Mǎng

Os Patos

1 - 2

Mancs in Black

0 - 1
6
Rodri
0 - 2
17
Karim Benzema
Alphonso Davies
67
1 - 2

BAD AT NOT BEING SENT OFF: Busquets 39′

La Ball de la Foot

0 - 0

The Pocket Dawgs

Weasels

1 - 1

St Marten Saints

Manuel Lazzari
17
1 - 0
1 - 1
66
Paul Pogba

Sh1tesse

2 - 1

Brigstock Big Cocks

Marko Arnautović
66
1 - 0
1 - 1
71
Leandro Trossard
Marko Arnautović
81
2 - 1

Los Hijos de Chud

0 - 1

Tiki Taka Toah

0 - 1
68
Abdul Boateng

First version of reality had this 1-0 Hijos via 9th minute pen, but birthdays do be a thing

The Shola System

1 - 1

Nanard Corruption Football

Jonathan Clauss
34
1 - 0
1 - 1
35
Victor Osimhen

Möhömahamörssit

1 - 1

Kamara Chameleon Collective

0 - 1
5
Khvicha Kvaratskhelia
Edin Džeko
90
1 - 1

Tiki Taka Toah

0 - 2

La Ball de la Foot

0 - 1
67
Antoine Griezmann
0 - 2
90+1
Warren Zaïre-Emery