The Gobshite Report - Season Eighteen - Gameweek One

Our team of intrepid reporters attends every game in the Gobshite Draft League so that you don’t have to!

Mancs in Black

2 - 0

Brigstock Big Cocks

Rodri
2'
1 - 0
Jamal Musiala
89'
2 - 0

Möhömahamörssit

0 - 2

Qiú Mǎng

0 - 1
46'
Lucky Radebe (Retired)
0 - 2
86'
Nabil Fekir

Los Hijos de Chud

5 - 2

Sh1tesse

Paulo Dybala
26'
1 - 0
Thomas Müller
40'
2 - 0
2 - 1
46'
Memphis Depay
2 - 2
56'
Memphis Depay
Paulo Dybala
59'
3 - 2
Tomáš Souček
84'
4 - 2
Tomáš Souček
87'
5 - 2

Os Patos

0 - 0

Surreal Moneyball

Pantabangan Wanderers

1 - 0

Tiki Taka Toah

Marcos Llorente
84'
1 - 0

Flying Faux Soccer

0 - 1

The Pocket Dawgs

0 - 1
20'
Son Heung-Min

FC Cers City

0 - 0

Maychester United

Farcelona

1 - 1

The Shola System

0 - 1
15'
Luis Díaz
Kevin De Bruyne
25'
1 - 1

AllChipsBelongToUs FC

2 - 3

Weasels

0 - 1
18'
Norman Onyango
Luka Modrić
45'
1 - 1
1 - 2
45+3'
Norman Onyango
1 - 3
86'
Alexis Umeres
Steven Berghuis
95'
2 - 3