Bit of a dull affair, Boateng’s goal being one of the few highlights.

By Connor Dangle

Two teams with their traditional table positions turned on their head. Paulo Dybala was on fire in the first twenty minutes of this game. Unselfish play from Lewandowski gave Menace a glimpse of hope but BBC saw the game out very professionally.

By Jamie Blueknapp

You won’t be surprised to see goals in this one, with two of the most attacking teams in the league going at it. Both are struggling with form, but Arbor Red showed the quality to keep their dreams of a top half finish alive.

By Freddie Welsh

Fans of paint drying will enjoy the first half of the game, but it sprung into life in the second period. Maychester’s attacking play was countered by an excellent Haaland run that drew several great saves from Handanovic. Neither team really wanted to risk losing this one, so we shouldn’t be shocked to see a 0-0 draw here.

By Karen Carpenter

Pythons were pretty shit in the first half, but Morata potentially squandered the best opportunity when he hit the post in the 40th minute. The second half saw a decent strike from Kulusevski and an even better one from Big Rom a minute later. The game really opened up in the final ten minutes with both teams desperate for a win. Neither found it.

By General Ginger

Just watch the highlights.

By Ohfuck Whyissomuchhappening

Bilva, Oyarzabal and Kessie took the piss out of the hopeless Dawgs with the first goal. Mount dusted himself off and provided a nice assist for Coutinho to level the game, before the Dawgs conceded again. This was an entertaining game, with an excellent late flurry of action. Exactly what you want to see in a heated derby.

By Poor Simon Dabbey.

Wedge fans will be right to feel aggrieved by yet another penalty decision going against them. Outside of that, neitehr time played with that much quality.

By Big Tim

The resurgence of Ander Herrera at the Ducks continues and we’re all thrilled about it. Honestly. Some other stuff happened, but the real headline is history being made with Lucky Radebe becoming the first youth team player to score in the Gobshite League.

By Gabriel Foundler

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