Surreal had more opportunities on goal than they are usually afforded but, as Weasels’ predatory instinct in front of goal became more and more apparent, the visitors started to roll over. Striker Tadic plundered a hat-trick in a very dynamic performance while Neymar netted a penalty as well as a gorgeous effort to notch the fifth. The hosts were professional and confident in their destruction of the league’s whipping boys.

By Dick Crank-Johnson