The Cocks are making a habit of sprinting out of the blocks against their wooden-spoon rivals; this week, it only took two minutes for Rashford to evade his defender and score. Perhaps realising that the Menace were uninterested in marking him, the forward then bagged a hat-trick before half-time; his second goal simply a carbon copy of the first. Favre’s side enjoyed a great deal of possession but did very little with it and looked completely unequipped to beat off the Cocks on the counter. Questions may now be asked once again about whether or not Favre is the right man to steer this young Menace team.

By Charizard Thompson