The Gobshite Report - Season Twenty - Gameweek Sixteen

Our team of intrepid reporters attends every game in the Gobshite Draft League so that you don’t have to!

Maychester United

2 - 0

Weasels

Rasmus Højlund
51'
1 - 0
Rasmus Højlund
57'
2 - 0

Much and More FC

2 - 1

Kamara Chameleon Collective

Erling Haaland
54'
1 - 0
Rafael Leão
58'
2 - 0
2 - 1
81'
José Gayà (Pen)

Qiú Mǎng

2 - 0

Surreal Moneyball

Norman Onyango
45+1'
1 - 0
Ciro Immobile
94'
2 - 0

MISSED PEN Immobile 91′

Surreal yellows: 48
Surreal reds: 2

La Ball de la Foot

1 - 1

Farcelona

Kingsley Coman
70'
1 - 0
1 - 1
77'
Harry Kane

RED CARD - 46' - AZPILIC-WHAT-A-BAD-IDEA-THAT-TACKLE-WAS

St Marten Saints

2 - 1

Möhömahamörssit

Romelu Lukaku
2'
1 - 0
1 - 1
45'
Vinícius Júnior
Richarlison
92'
2 - 1

AFC He-Man

0 - 1

FC Cers City

0 - 1
49'
Christopher Nkunku

Nanard Corruption Football

3 - 3

AllChipsBelongToUs FC

Lautaro Martínez
46'
1 - 0
1 - 1
51'
João Félix
1 - 2
54'
Riyad Mahrez
Lautaro Martínez
78'
2 - 2
Jamal Musiala
94'
3 - 2
3 - 3
96'
Christian Eriksen

Os Patos

1 - 0

Brigstock Big Cocks

Mehdi Taremi
91'
1 - 0

Sh1tesse

1 - 2

Tiki Taka Toah

Kai Havertz
14'
1 - 0
1 - 1
16'
Abdul Boateng
1 - 2
25'
André-Franck Zambo Anguissa

Pantabangan Wanderers

2 - 1

Noot York City

0 - 1
6'
Marco Reus
Khvicha Kvaratskhelia
16'
1 - 1
Josip Juranović (Pen)
84'
2 - 1

Flying Faux Soccer

1 - 1

Los Hijos de Chud

Geoffrey Were
72'
1 - 0
1 - 1
82'
Franck Kessié