The Gobshite Report - Season Twenty-Six - Gameweek Seven

Our team of intrepid reporters attends every game in the Gobshite Draft League so that you don’t have to!

Sh1tesse

3 - 2

Beek and Donk Spartans

0 - 1
11
Yacomo Jacinto
Martin Ødegaard
20
1 - 1
Yacomo Jacinto
45+1
2 - 1
2 - 2
63
Emanuel Emegha
Julián Álvarez
87
3 - 2

Much and More FC

3 - 0

La Ball de la Foot

Nico Schlotterbeck
25
1 - 0
Victor Osimhen
30
2 - 0
Kyle Walker-Peters
77
3 - 0

FC Cers City

1 - 0

Möhömahamörssit

Ousmane Dembélé
30
1 - 0

AllChipsBelongToUs FC

2 - 0

Tiki Taka Toah

Marco Asensio (Pen)
37
1 - 0
Lutsharel Geertruida
58
2 - 0

Los Hijos de Chud

2 - 2

Qiú Mǎng

0 - 1
9
Julio César
Geoffrey Were
35
1 - 1
Phil Foden
73
2 - 1
2 - 2
74
Julio César

Maychester United

4 - 1

Partizaak Belgrade

João Palhinha
8
1 - 0
Jamal Musiala
10
2 - 0
Jamal Musiala
15
3 - 0
Alexander Isak
51
4 - 0
4 - 1
60
Jurriën Timber

Robada

0 - 0

Noot York City

Nanard Corruption Football

2 - 1

Willverhampton Wanderers

0 - 1
23
Benjamin Šeško
Robert Lewandowski
45+1
1 - 1
Morten Hjulmand
66
2 - 1

Surreal Moneyball

2 - 0

Kamara Chameleon Collective

Boubacar Kamara
55
1 - 0
Erling Haaland
84
2 - 0

Weasels

1 - 2

Farcelona

0 - 1
62
Luis Díaz
Lamine Yamal
74
1 - 1
1 - 2
88
Alexis Umeres

Chilean Menace

1 - 0

Pantabangan Wanderers

Casemiro
45+3
1 - 0

St Marten Saints

2 - 2

AFC Double Dutch Demigods

0 - 1
28
Antoine Griezmann
James Ward-Prowse
33
1 - 1
Viktor Gyökeres
74
2 - 1
2 - 2
90+2
Antoine Griezmann

Dispossessed Caledonian Thistle

0 - 2

Os Patos

0 - 1
45+1
Darwin Núñez
0 - 2
69
Physio O’Sullivan

FC Europa Invicta

1 - 1

Flying Faux Soccer

Francesco Acerbi
36
1 - 0
1 - 1
76
Christopher Nkunku (Pen)