The Gobshite Report - Season Twenty-Seven - Gameweek One

Our team of intrepid reporters attends every game in the Gobshite Draft League so that you don’t have to!

Bloke Squad

1 - 0

Chilean Menace

Adam Lallana
90+5
1 - 0

Los Hijos de Chud

3 - 1

Kamara Chameleon Collective

Evan Ferguson
15
1 - 0
Rafa
46
2 - 0
2 - 1
49
Victor Boniface
Rafa
71
3 - 1

Möhömahamörssit

3 - 1

AllChipsBelongToUs FC

Bruno Fernandes
9
1 - 0
1 - 1
16
Donyell Malen
Bruno Fernandes
38
2 - 1
Bruno Fernandes
65
3 - 1

Pantabangan Wanderers

2 - 2

Vlad Botafogo

Harry Kane
30
1 - 0
1 - 1
39
Rúben Neves (Pen)
Valentín Barco
52
2 - 1
2 - 2
77
Jarrod Bowen

Beek and Donk Spartans

1 - 2

CSM Focșani

0 - 1
45
Gerard Moreno
Lamine Yamal
78
1 - 1
1 - 2
85
Rafael Leão

Maychester United

2 - 3

Tiki Taka Toah

0 - 1
21
Julio César
0 - 2
51
Endrick
Nicolas Jackson
83
1 - 2
1 - 3
88
Geoffrey Kondogbia
Ivan Toney (Pen)
90+1
2 - 3

Sh1tesse

3 - 3

Much and More FC

Yacomo Jacinto
13
1 - 0
1 - 1
17
Victor Osimhen
Mauro Icardi
22
2 - 1
2 - 2
65
Jorginho (Pen)
Arkadiusz Milik
66
3 - 2
3 - 3
70
Victor Osimhen

Flying Faux Soccer

5 - 1

Surreal Freedom

Marcão
31
1 - 0
Prince Essiam
41
2 - 0
Marcão
53
3 - 0
Prince Essiam
69
4 - 0
Marcão
73
5 - 0
5 - 1
80
Oday Dabbagh

Os Patos

1 - 2

Farcelona

0 - 1
64
Alexis Umeres
0 - 2
69
Lionel Messi (Pen)
José Rubén Bernal
90
1 - 2

Crawford Hotspur FC

0 - 2

Willverhampton Wanderers

0 - 1
45
Florian Wirtz
0 - 2
48
Benjamin Šeško

Dispossessed Caledonian Thistle

2 - 0

St Marten Saints

Sergio Canales
45
1 - 0
Serge Gnabry
48
2 - 0

Weasels

1 - 0

Qiú Mǎng

Evanilson
84
1 - 0

West Bromwich Altaria

1 - 1

Horses With Attitude

Harvey Barnes
45
1 - 0
1 - 1
61
Luis Suárez

RED CARD - 85 - Yukinari Seeyalata

FC Cers City

2 - 2

Partizaak Belgrade

Robert Lewandowski
2
1 - 0
Ousmane Dembélé
39
2 - 0
2 - 1
50
Thomas Müller
2 - 2
90+5
Mohamed Salah

Nootcastle United

4 - 1

Karoba United

Fredrik Aursnes
38
1 - 0
Callum Wilson (Pen)
45+2
2 - 0
Raheem Sterling
48
3 - 0
Sandro Tonali
84
4 - 0
4 - 1
90+1
William Saliba

RED CARD - 69 - Jailcell Dumfries

Barely Athletic

0 - 0

La Ball de la Foot