The Gobshite Report - Season Twenty-Five - Gameweek Three

Our team of intrepid reporters attends every game in the Gobshite Draft League so that you don’t have to!

FC Cers City

1 - 0

Ye Who Enter Here United

Lautaro Martínez
84'
1 - 0

Weasels

1 - 1

Kamara Chameleon Collective

Timo Werner (Pen)
54'
1 - 0
1 - 1
65'
Mohammed Kudus

Los Hijos de Chud

1 - 0

Pantabangan Wanderers

Diogo Jota (Retired)
49'
1 - 0

Nootcastle United

3 - 0

Beek and Donk Spartans

Tom Cannon
15'
1 - 0
Chiedozie Ogbene
47'
2 - 0
Harry Maguire
61'
3 - 0

Brigstock Big Cocks

0 - 1

Zimbrob

0 - 1
94'
Phil Foden

Surreal Olympics

1 - 1

Farcelona

Marcus Thuram (Retired)
2'
1 - 0
1 - 1
61'
Éder Militão (OG)

Crawford Hotspur FC

1 - 3

Tiki Taka Toah

Rodrygo
2'
1 - 0
1 - 1
15'
Julio César
1 - 2
76'
Exequiel Palacios (Pen)
1 - 3
85'
Marcão

Sh1tesse

0 - 2

Qiú Mǎng

0 - 1
64'
Federico Chiesa
0 - 2
75'
Federico Chiesa

West Bromwich Altaria

4 - 1

Dispossessed Caledonian Thistle

0 - 1
5'
Dominic Calvert-Lewin
João Félix
9'
1 - 1
Iago Aspas
15'
2 - 1
Iago Aspas
32'
3 - 1
Iago Aspas
44'
4 - 1

Los Patos

1 - 0

La Ball de la Foot

Evan Ferguson
10'
1 - 0

Barely Athletic

2 - 1

Willverhampton Wanderers

Robert Lewandowski
8'
1 - 0
Sergej Milinković-Savić
23'
2 - 0
2 - 1
34'
Victor Boniface

AllChipsBelongToUs FC

0 - 2

Nanard Corruption Football

0 - 1
13'
Fredrik Aursnes
0 - 2
43'
Fredrik Aursnes

AFC He-Man

1 - 2

Flying Faux Soccer

0 - 1
10'
Youth Coach Two
Adam Lallana (Retired)
58'
1 - 1
1 - 2
75'
Youth Coach Two

Partizaak Belgrade

1 - 0

Maychester United

Rafael Leão
7'
1 - 0

Queens of the Quagmire

3 - 2

Möhömahamörssit

0 - 1
15'
Rúben Neves
0 - 2
20'
Matteo Politano (Pen)
Romelu Lukaku
27'
1 - 2
Romelu Lukaku
28'
2 - 2
Hakan Çalhanoğlu
57'
3 - 2