The Gobshite Report - Season Twelve - Gameweek Three

Our team of intrepid reporters attends every game in the Gobshite Draft League so that you don’t have to!

Tiki Taka Toah

0 - 1

Los Hijos de Chud

0 - 1
56'
Thomas Müller

Surreal Moneyball

2 - 5

Möhömahamörssit

0 - 1
13'
Cristiano Ronaldo (Retired) (Pen)
0 - 2
17'
Jan Vertonghen (OG)
0 - 3
24'
Alexander Isak
0 - 4
37'
Dayot Upamecano
0 - 5
40'
Trent Alexander-Arnold
Geoffrey Kondogbia
63'
1 - 5
Gabriel Barbosa
64'
2 - 5

Qiú Mǎng

1 - 0

AFC He-Man

Frenkie de Jong
43'
1 - 0

Nilwall FC

2 - 0

La Ball de la Foot

Lionel Messi
12'
1 - 0
Pepe
38'
2 - 0

Maychester United

0 - 0

Weasels

RED Rudi G 87′
RED Herrera 91′

Os Patos

0 - 3

The Shola System

0 - 1
38'
Dries Mertens
0 - 2
50'
Luis Suárez
0 - 3
80'
Héctor Herrera

FC Cers City

6 - 2

Farcelona

Romelu Lukaku
18'
1 - 0
Antoine Griezmann
27'
2 - 0
Romelu Lukaku
29'
3 - 0
3 - 1
45+1'
Federico Chiesa
Gabriel Paulista
67'
4 - 1
Pedro Gonçalves
72'
5 - 1
5 - 2
77'
Dani Parejo
Vinícius Júnior
82'
6 - 2

Chilean Menace

1 - 1

The Pocket Dawgs

Philippe Coutinho
29'
1 - 0
1 - 1
80'
Victor Osimhen

Brigstock Big Cocks

1 - 2

Mancs in Black

Diogo Jota
7'
1 - 0
1 - 1
19'
Ansu Fati
1 - 2
57'
Jack Grealish