The Gobshite Report - Season Ten - Gameweek One

Our team of intrepid reporters attends every game in the Gobshite Draft League so that you don’t have to!

FC Cers City

1 - 3

Qiú Mǎng

Rodrigo Bentancur
24'
1 - 0
1 - 1
30'
Jacob Jones (Retired)
1 - 2
81'
Rúben Neves (Pen)
1 - 3
83'
Mohamed Salah

Brigstock Big Cocks

2 - 2

Nilwall FC

0 - 1
51'
Xherdan Shaqiri
0 - 2
56'
Daley Blind
Paulo Dybala
59'
1 - 2
Edinson Cavani
87'
2 - 2

Arbor Red

1 - 2

Weasels

0 - 1
15'
Ciro Immobile (Pen)
0 - 2
61'
Marco Verratti
Sergio Ramos (Pen)
88'
1 - 2

Chilean Menace

0 - 2

Illamanati

0 - 1
6'
Franck Kessié
0 - 2
71'
Nicolás Tagliafico

La Ball de la Foot

3 - 0

The Pocket Dawgs

Ousmane Dembélé
4'
1 - 0
Ousmane Dembélé
6'
2 - 0
Ousmane Dembélé
57'
3 - 0

Los Hijos de Chud

2 - 2

Farcelona

Luis Suárez
12'
1 - 0
1 - 1
24'
Allan
1 - 2
60'
Manuel Locatelli
Thomas Müller
78'
2 - 2

Mancs in Black

0 - 3

Möhömahamörssit

0 - 1
1'
Eden Hazard (Retired)
0 - 2
5'
Timo Werner
0 - 3
53'
Timo Werner

Maychester United

1 - 2

AFC He-Man

0 - 1
13'
Ivan Rakitić
Miralem Pjanić (Pen)
84'
1 - 1
1 - 2
86'
Robert Lewandowski

Surreal Moneyball

0 - 12

Wedge Bromwich Albion

0 - 1
6'
Romelu Lukaku
0 - 2
10'
Philippe Coutinho
0 - 3
20'
Dani Parejo (Pen)
0 - 4
22'
Saúl
0 - 5
40'
Romelu Lukaku
0 - 6
47'
Arturo Vidal
0 - 7
62'
Dani Parejo
0 - 8
70'
Romelu Lukaku
0 - 9
72'
Romelu Lukaku
0 - 10
87'
John McGinn
0 - 11
89'
Philippe Coutinho
0 - 12
90'
John McGinn

Os Patos

0 - 1

Tiki Taka Toah

0 - 1
2'
Gerard Moreno