The Gobshite Report - Season Sixteen - Gameweek Sixteen

Our team of intrepid reporters attends every game in the Gobshite Draft League so that you don’t have to!

Mancs in Black

2 - 0

Nilwall FC

Mohamed Salah
37'
1 - 0
Rafa
63'
2 - 0

Weasels

0 - 2

Brigstock Big Cocks

0 - 1
28'
Ciro Immobile
0 - 2
37'
Neymar

Qiú Mǎng

2 - 2

The Pocket Dawgs

Dani Olmo
2'
1 - 0
Alexis Umeres
22'
2 - 0
2 - 1
70'
Raheem Sterling
2 - 2
87'
Gonçalo Guedes

Möhömahamörssit

0 - 4

Much and More FC

0 - 1
43'
Maximiliano Gómez
0 - 2
54'
Maximiliano Gómez
0 - 3
73'
Oleksandr Zinchenko
0 - 4
85'
Mauro Icardi (Pen)

The Shola System

2 - 2

Pantabangan Wanderers

Felipe
2'
1 - 0
1 - 1
7'
Vinícius Júnior
Mateo Kovačić
23'
2 - 1
2 - 2
72'
João Félix

Queens of the Quagmire

0 - 2

Los Hijos de Chud

0 - 1
58'
Robert Lewandowski
0 - 2
61'
Toni Kroos

Flying Faux Soccer

1 - 0

Tiki Taka Toah

Memphis Depay
65'
1 - 0

Farcelona

4 - 0

Maychester United

Lautaro Martínez (Pen)
16'
1 - 0
Ángel Correa
72'
2 - 0
Kai Havertz
82'
3 - 0
Lautaro Martínez
88'
4 - 0

RED A Herrera 49′

Os Patos

3 - 1

Chilean Menace

Cristiano Ronaldo (Retired) (Pen)
2'
1 - 0
Iker Muniain
48'
2 - 0
Cristiano Ronaldo (Retired)
55'
3 - 0
3 - 1
67'
Kylian Mbappé

MISSED PEN Oyarzabal 73′

also Mbappe scored from inside his own half

AllChipsBelongToUs FC

1 - 2

FC Cers City

Nacho
17'
1 - 0
1 - 1
25'
Romelu Lukaku
1 - 2
46'
Jesús Navas

La Ball de la Foot

2 - 2

Surreal Moneyball

Nabil Fekir
11'
1 - 0
1 - 1
13'
Julián Álvarez
Thiago Silva
18'
2 - 1
2 - 2
93'
Anthony Gordon