The Gobshite Report - Season Seven - Gameweek Three

Our team of intrepid reporters attends every game in the Gobshite Draft League so that you don’t have to!

Brigstock Big Cocks

0 - 1

Nilwall FC

0 - 1
69'
Ousmane Dembélé

Chilean Menace

2 - 0

Los Hijos de Chud

Alejandro Gómez
33'
1 - 0
Marco Verratti (Pen)
36'
2 - 0

MISSED PEN Rakitic 8′

Weasels

0 - 0

FC Cers City

Farcelona

1 - 3

AFC He-Man

Rodrigo Bentancur
7'
1 - 0
1 - 1
29'
Virgil van Dijk
1 - 2
51'
Philippe Coutinho
1 - 3
70'
Jamie Vardy (Pen)

RED McKennie 12′

Möhömahamörssit

2 - 0

Mancs in Black

Romelu Lukaku (Pen)
7'
1 - 0
Romelu Lukaku
15'
2 - 0

Qiú Mǎng

0 - 1

Surreal Freedom

0 - 1
25'
Diogo Jota (Retired)

The Pocket Dawgs

3 - 0

Tiki Taka Toah

David Alaba (Pen)
11'
1 - 0
Dušan Tadić
70'
2 - 0
Hakim Ziyech
89'
3 - 0

Wedge Bromwich Albion

1 - 0

La Ball de la Foot

Zlatan Ibrahimović
43'
1 - 0

Maychester United

1 - 1

Os Patos

Wilfried Zaha
65'
1 - 0
1 - 1
85'
Cristiano Ronaldo (Retired)