FC Cers City

La Ball de la Foot

Os Patos

Qiú Mǎng

Maychester United

Nilwall FC

Not a pretty showing from a heavily rotated Maychester squad, creativity was lacking on both sides but Ronaldo found the net and, despite some lively work from Iago Aspas, that was enough. Harry Kane was briefly deployed on the left wing to little success.

By Timothy Jamboree

Surreal Moneyball

The Pocket Dawgs

AFC He-Man

Chilean Menace

Los Hijos de Chud

Weasels

Arbor Red

Mancs in Black

FC Carrcelona

Brigstock Big Cocks

Möhömahamörssit

Farcelona

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28 Down: Goes round for some bread (5)

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