Another goalfest for the Martyr, they were lethal on the break in this game, but given plenty of help from the Duck’s defenders.

By A Successful YouTuber

Weasels got pummeled here. New boy Guedes is taking this league by storm.

By Dominic Forsaken

Just ask anyone who watched this game, they’ll tell you it was a rollercoaster. Both sides can probably rightly feel aggrieved to have dropped points. Madness.

By Sloth Shaman

I predicted a draw before this match, and this loss will have hurt Mancs in Black.

By the FM21 Match Report Generator.

Phallus got their goal in early and shut up shop. Most people would rather dive into this island’s glorious volcano than watch that second half again.

By Jazz

Aguero ran this game. The Pigs were missing a certain calming presence in midfield to make magic happen.

By Golden Grant

I’m not saying this game was dull, but there was a solid twenty minutes where the shadows from the multistorey car park were the most interesting thing to look at on the pitch. WBA grind out another good result.

By Peter Brickhouse

Neymar rescued a point for Cers. Harry Kane was in classy form. Nilwall remain undefeated, and could be real contenders.

By Alex Farmer

It’s the week of early goals and the Pocket Dawgs didn’t want to be left out. The Taison strike didn’t knock Hijos out completely, and Messi managed to score a consolation penalty. Even Surreal Madrid are above Hijos in the table now, it’s looking grim.

By PGA Golf Professional Larry Silverstein

Menace are properly good, the BBC aren’t. Some vintage Mourinho’ing saw BBC finish the game with Andrew Robertson on the left wing.

By Handsome Hank Handles