Farcelona

La Ball de la Foot

Nicolò Zaniolo
6'
1 - 0

Os Patos

Crystal Phallus

Romelu Lukaku
15'
1 - 0
1 - 1
38'
Thomas Müller (Pen)
Romelu Lukaku
45'
2 - 1
2 - 2
87'
Thomas Müller

The Pocket Dawgs

Möhömahamörssit

0 - 1
9'
Leon Goretzka
0 - 2
83'
Leon Goretzka
Adnan Januzaj
88'
1 - 2

Mancs in Black

Wedge Bromwich Albion

0 - 1
26'
Benjamin Pavard
0 - 2
31'
Mohamed Salah

FC Carrcelona

Maychester United

0 - 1
15'
Iñaki Williams
Dries Mertens
84'
1 - 1

Weasels

Nilwall FC

Mikel Merino
10'
1 - 0
Duván Zapata
47'
2 - 0
2 - 1
77'
Aleksandar Kolarov (Retired) (Pen)

Surreal Moneyball

FC Cers City

Ciro Immobile
41'
1 - 0
Rodrigo
53'
2 - 0
2 - 1
58'
Anthony Martial
2 - 2
77'
Anthony Martial

MISSED PEN Immobile 3′
RED Quaison 83′

Los Hijos de Chud

Brigstock Big Cocks

Marco Reus (Pen)
11'
1 - 0
1 - 1
13'
Youri Tielemans
1 - 2
27'
Danny Ings
Alexis Sánchez
42'
2 - 2
2 - 3
53'
Kylian Mbappé
2 - 4
75'
Kylian Mbappé

Qiú Mǎng

Chilean Menace

0 - 1
11'
Cristiano Ronaldo (Retired)
0 - 2
42'
Jadon Sancho
0 - 3
54'
Martin Ødegaard
0 - 4
66'
Cristiano Ronaldo (Retired)

AFC He-Man

Arbor Red

Ferran Torres
59'
1 - 0

This week's crossword clue

15 Down: Made regressively, perhaps, to bring a smile (6)

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