The Gobshite Report - Season Five - Gameweek Twenty-Seven

Our team of intrepid reporters attends every game in the Gobshite Draft League so that you don’t have to!

Table as of Gameweek Twenty-Seven

AFC He-Man

3 - 0

FC Carrcelona

Philippe Coutinho
20'
1 - 0
Philippe Coutinho
36'
2 - 0
Philippe Coutinho
64'
3 - 0

Wedge Bromwich Albion

2 - 1

Möhömahamörssit

0 - 1
62'
Nabil Fekir
Carlos Vela
76'
1 - 1
Carlos Vela
94'
2 - 1

Os Patos

1 - 0

Surreal Moneyball

Luis Alberto
15'
1 - 0

RED Rodrigo (the Surreal one) 70′

Los Hijos de Chud

2 - 0

Farcelona

Wilfried Zaha
33'
1 - 0
Marco Reus
94'
2 - 0

FC Cers City

1 - 0

Maychester United

Neymar
86'
1 - 0

VOLCANO: Zinedine Zidane replaced by Pablo Machin

Brigstock Big Cocks

1 - 4

Mancs in Black

0 - 1
12'
Paulo Dybala
0 - 2
16'
Son Heung-Min
0 - 3
20'
Ousmane Dembélé
0 - 4
21'
Paulo Dybala
Gareth Bale
45+2'
1 - 4
1 - 5
80'
Edin Džeko

Nilwall FC

0 - 3

Chilean Menace

0 - 1
54'
Christian Pulisic
0 - 2
64'
Cristiano Ronaldo (Retired)
0 - 3
66'
Jamie Vardy

La Ball de la Foot

1 - 2

Qiú Mǎng

Lucas Ocampos
17'
1 - 0
1 - 1
42'
Antoine Griezmann
1 - 2
90'
Dejan Kulusevski

Crystal Phallus

1 - 0

Weasels

Sadio Mané (Retired)
4'
1 - 0

MISSED PEN Milner 9′

Arbor Red

1 - 1

The Pocket Dawgs

0 - 1
23'
Alejandro Gómez
Koke
29'
1 - 1

This week's crossword clue

21 Across: You fell for the one about the octopus's body part (6)

Crossword grid