Möhömahamörssit

Brigstock Big Cocks

0 - 1
3'
Raúl Jiménez
0 - 2
6'
Raúl Jiménez
Dominic Calvert-Lewin
15'
1 - 2
Dominic Calvert-Lewin
25'
2 - 2
Kevin De Bruyne (Pen)
38'
3 - 2
Kevin De Bruyne
45+2'
4 - 2
Kevin De Bruyne
70'
5 - 2

Mancs in Black

Farcelona

Son Heung-Min
53'
1 - 0
Lorenzo Pellegrini
88'
2 - 0

Chilean Menace

Crystal Phallus

0 - 1
24'
Sadio Mané (Retired)

FC Cers City

FC Carrcelona

Neymar
70'
1 - 0

Nilwall FC

La Ball de la Foot

Zlatan Ibrahimović
3'
1 - 0

The Pocket Dawgs

AFC He-Man

Qiú Mǎng

Los Hijos de Chud

Fabián
5'
1 - 0
1 - 1
50'
Marco Reus
Antoine Griezmann
86'
2 - 1
2 - 2
94'
Lionel Messi

Maychester United

Os Patos

0 - 1
21'
Romelu Lukaku
Hakim Ziyech
26'
1 - 1

Wedge Bromwich Albion

Arbor Red

Pierre-Emerick Aubameyang
17'
1 - 0
Pierre-Emerick Aubameyang
40'
2 - 0
2 - 1
81'
Milan Škriniar (OG)
Pierre-Emerick Aubameyang
88'
3 - 1
3 - 2
89'
Luis Muriel
Mohamed Salah
94'
4 - 2

VOLCANO: Marcelo Bielsa replaced by Andrea Pirlo

Weasels

Surreal Moneyball

0 - 1
5'
Rodrigo
0 - 2
10'
Ciro Immobile (Pen)
0 - 3
12'
Lorenzo Insigne
James Milner
14'
1 - 3

This week's crossword clue

18 Down: Simple hormone dominates currency; what a pickle (7)

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