The Gobshite Report - Season Five - Gameweek Twenty-One

Our team of intrepid reporters attends every game in the Gobshite Draft League so that you don’t have to!

Table as of Gameweek Twenty-One

Os Patos

1 - 3

Chilean Menace

0 - 1
31'
Christian Pulisic
Romelu Lukaku
50'
1 - 1
1 - 2
67'
Martin Ødegaard
1 - 3
75'
Cristiano Ronaldo (Retired)

Farcelona

2 - 1

The Pocket Dawgs

Tammy Abraham
37'
1 - 0
Kai Havertz
91'
2 - 0
2 - 1
92'
Luka Modrić

AFC He-Man

0 - 0

Qiú Mǎng

Arbor Red

1 - 3

Nilwall FC

0 - 1
2'
Zlatan Ibrahimović
Franck Ribéry (Retired)
35'
1 - 1
1 - 2
70'
Niklas Süle
1 - 3
73'
Jack Grealish

Crystal Phallus

0 - 4

Möhömahamörssit

0 - 1
37'
Nabil Fekir
0 - 2
56'
Ivan Perišić
0 - 3
65'
Ivan Perišić
0 - 4
91'
Edinson Cavani

Surreal Moneyball

0 - 1

Mancs in Black

0 - 1
92'
James Maddison

La Ball de la Foot

2 - 1

FC Cers City

Karim Benzema
33'
1 - 0
1 - 1
37'
Lucas Moura
Lucas Ocampos
68'
2 - 1

Brigstock Big Cocks

2 - 0

Wedge Bromwich Albion

Kylian Mbappé
3'
1 - 0
Kylian Mbappé
41'
2 - 0

Los Hijos de Chud

0 - 3

Maychester United

0 - 1
23'
Iñaki Williams
0 - 2
26'
Eden Hazard (Retired)
0 - 3
30'
Eden Hazard (Retired)

FC Carrcelona

1 - 0

Weasels

Sergej Milinković-Savić
32'
1 - 0

This week's crossword clue

27 Across: Sad about levels I hear (5)

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