Chilean Menace

Surreal Moneyball

Christian Pulisic
27'
1 - 0
Christian Pulisic
45+1'
2 - 0
Jamie Evans (OG)
51'
3 - 0
3 - 1
64'
Ciro Immobile
Christian Pulisic
68'
4 - 1
4 - 2
77'
Lorenzo Insigne

I’ll give it you straight, like a pear cider made from 100% real pears, Surreal Madrid got battered.

By Stewart Perry

The Pocket Dawgs

FC Carrcelona

Arbor Red

Brigstock Big Cocks

0 - 1
3'
Kylian Mbappé
Sergio Agüero (Retired)
16'
1 - 1
Mikel Oyarzabal
26'
2 - 1
2 - 2
36'
Kylian Mbappé
2 - 3
57'
Danny Ings
Sergio Agüero (Retired)
70'
3 - 3
3 - 4
95'
Arthur

Maychester United

Weasels

Paul Pogba
62'
1 - 0
1 - 1
84'
Josip Iličić

FC Cers City

Os Patos

0 - 1
17'
Romelu Lukaku
0 - 2
80'
Iago Aspas
Neymar
85'
1 - 2

VOLCANO: Didier Deschamps replaced by Neil Harris

Wedge Bromwich Albion

AFC He-Man

0 - 1
21'
Luis Suárez
0 - 2
49'
Luis Suárez
0 - 3
58'
Luis Suárez

Qiú Mǎng

Mancs in Black

0 - 1
50'
Victor Osimhen
0 - 2
59'
Son Heung-Min
0 - 3
89'
Paulo Dybala

Möhömahamörssit

Farcelona

0 - 1
6'
Tammy Abraham
0 - 2
24'
Tammy Abraham
Marlos
93'
1 - 2

La Ball de la Foot

Crystal Phallus

Miralem Pjanić
7'
1 - 0
1 - 1
21'
Jules Koundé
Miralem Pjanić
45+1'
2 - 1
2 - 2
57'
Sadio Mané (Retired)

Nilwall FC

Los Hijos de Chud

0 - 1
23'
Pablo Sarabia
Jack Grealish
48'
1 - 1
Mason Greenwood (Retired)
69'
2 - 1
Adama Traoré
88'
3 - 1

This week's crossword clue

8 Across: Might cut you on the double (8)

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