Season	Team	Apps	Goals	Assists	PoM	Red Cards
1	Crystal Phallus	20	1	2	1
2	Los Patos	21	4	2	1
3	Arbor Red	26	4	5	1
4	Arbor Red	30	1	9	1
5	Arbor Red	35	5	2	4
6	Möhömahamörssit
7	Chilean Menace
8	Chilean Menace		2
9	Weasels
10	Qiú Mǎng		1
11	Qiú Mǎng		6
12	Farcelona
13	Farcelona		2
14	Chilean Menace		1
15	Maychester United		1
16	Maychester United		1
17	Much and More FC		2
18	Brigstock Big Cocks		3
19	Flying Faux Soccer		2
20	Much and More FC		1
21	Brigstock Big Cocks		5
22	Weasels		7
23	Partizaak Belgrade		2
24	Beek and Donk Spartans		2
25	Qiú Mǎng		2
26	AFC Double Dutch Demigods		1
27	Los Hijos de Chud		5