| Season | Team | Apps | Goals | Assists | PoM | Red Cards |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Crystal Phallus | 20 | 1 | 2 | 1 | |
| 2 | Os Patos | 21 | 4 | 2 | 1 | |
| 3 | Arbor Red | 26 | 4 | 5 | 1 | |
| 4 | Arbor Red | 30 | 1 | 9 | 1 | |
| 5 | Arbor Red | 35 | 5 | 2 | 4 | |
| 6 | Möhömahamörssit | |||||
| 7 | Chilean Menace | |||||
| 8 | Chilean Menace | 2 | ||||
| 9 | Weasels | |||||
| 10 | Qiú Mǎng | 1 | ||||
| 11 | Qiú Mǎng | 6 | ||||
| 12 | Farcelona | |||||
| 13 | Farcelona | 2 | ||||
| 14 | Chilean Menace | 1 | ||||
| 15 | Maychester United | 1 | ||||
| 16 | Maychester United | 1 | ||||
| 17 | Much and More FC | 2 | ||||
| 18 | Brigstock Big Cocks | 3 | ||||
| 19 | Flying Faux Soccer | 2 | ||||
| 20 | Much and More FC | 1 | ||||
| 21 | Brigstock Big Cocks | 5 | ||||
| 22 | Weasels | 7 | ||||
| 23 | Partizaak Belgrade | 2 | ||||
| 24 | Beek and Donk Spartans | 2 | ||||
| 25 | Qiú Mǎng | 2 | ||||
| 26 | AFC Double Dutch Demigods | 1 |
