The Menace drew first blood in the Messi/Ronnie match up. Feeling generous, CR7 cut a cross back for Mikhiatairatyoain to score instead of going for goal himself. Just before half time Illicic played a screaming pass that even Raheem Sterling couldn’t mess up scoring. Things slowed down in the second half, but a good passing move saw Sterling score again from well outside the box. Weasels weren’t in the lead for long though, when Adnan Januzaj found himself unmarked with ball a meter away from the goal. Entertaining, but utterly pointless stuff.

By Horace Goodspeed