The botched-a-title-challenge derby produced some entertaining, if not exactly high-quality, football. Wan-Bissaka submitted his application for mid-season redundancy early on with an awful failure to control the ball that allowed Van de Beek to slide in for a comical finish, but a Ronaldo penalty pulled the visitors back into it. Zidane’s men clinched it through a Grimaldo BOSH, but there’s still plenty of time for them to fuck it up all over again. Strap in for an exciting conclusion to the battle for second.

By Samira Flushwell