Inzaghi’s side aimed to keep pace with Halfman but were on the back foot through the early stages and fell behind to a thumping Ronaldo header. Seemingly incensed, Robertson hit an absolute sniper’s shot past Kepa to level things up, which seemed to surprise the hosts so much that a shaken Ronaldo missed a penalty just before the break. The Maychester talisman was constantly involved but his wayward finishing continued and the Pigs kept out the barrage to ensure that both sides remain unbeaten.

By the ghost of Kim Kardashian