Maychester came in bullish, with a spotless defensive record against a team yet to score, and they were celebrating when Memphis walked his way through the last man and Handanovic to open the account midway through the first half. From there, Zidane’s side were mostly content to just hold onto what they had, with Arbor Red lacking in attacking verve The result seemed all but confirmed when Pogba rose to meet a corner in the 81st minute, with last season’s wooden-spoon winners firmly in the mire once again at this early stage.

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