Ramsey’s opener? Early. Kante’s assist for Haaland? Sumptuous. But Allegri must have put something in the hosts’ half-time oranges and the MiBs pulled it back; Illarramendi’s equaliser in particular was delightful. Ramsey restored Martyrs’ lead late on and the visitors thought they’d got away with a deserved victory, but Cavani said nah nah nah with a cheeky stoppage-time strike.

By Liam Bizkit