Whether it was shame for losing 7-0 last week, shame from the rumours that the Surreal Madrid DoF is planning to retain only a small, tiny child in the playing squad next season, or shame from, y’know, the whole season, the visitors played their hearts out here. An early goal from Wilson set up a rearguard action that was finally broken – after much trying – by a sensational 71st-minute Brandt goal, but Saint-Maximin struck soon after to send Larry into raptures in the stands. You never can pin down what will happen with either of these teams.

By Jess Krenk