Yep, you read that right. Bruce bravely dropped Dubravka for untested teenage keeper Naciri, who excelled with a series of excellent saves against a Ducks side who were largely middling – with the notable exception of Luis Alberto, playing out of his skin in the middle of the park to absolutely no reward. As the hosts grew even more desperate, the unthinkable happened when Saint-Maximin found just enough room to prod a finish past Alisson. Surreal Madrid have actually genuinely done the double over another team. The Ducks had a million shots but only three clear-cut chances. A bottle-job of the highest order. All credit to Surreal. Incredible, incredible scenes.

By Ximena Artillería y Paraguas