Now that all hope of achieving anything meaningful with their season seems to be basically in the bin, the Ducks look quite a good side. Joao Felix’s powerful arcing effort for the third was the highlight of an entertaining attacking performance, as was Stones’s marauding shift at right-back. Nilwall: I got nothing for ya, pals, try again next season.

By Rebecca Stuff-Radiator, the Rowdiest Bounty Hunter in the West