What’s that stand for? Made Irritated Byconceding, it seems. The visitors were two down within 15 minutes but it served only to inspire them to one of their best performances for weeks. Mbappe was rampant and netted two goals, one either side of Asamoah’s emphatic equaliser. Halfman were by no means poor but they came off worse in an end-to-end encounter; I haven’t been so entertained while watching a game of football since my nephew Anthony celebrated a goal in the garden by trying to eat the ball.

By Vera ‘Animal Planet’ Higgs