| Season | Team | Apps | Goals | Assists | PoM | Red Cards |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 2 | Surreal Olympics | 18 | 0 | 3 | 0 | |
| 3 | Surreal Olympics | 24 | 0 | 2 | 0 | |
| 4 | Maychester United | 13 | 0 | 4 | 0 | |
| 5 | Maychester United | 29 | 0 | 6 | 1 | |
| 6 | FC Cers City | 24 | 0 | 0 | 0 | |
| 7 | Brigstock Big Cocks | 10 | 0 | 1 | 1 | |
| 8 | FC Cers City | |||||
| 9 | Nilwall FC | |||||
| 10 | Chilean Menace | |||||
| 11 | FC Cers City | 1 | ||||
| 12 | Brigstock Big Cocks | |||||
| 18 | Maychester United | |||||
| 19 | Ye Who Enter Here United | |||||
| 21 | Tiki Taka Toah | |||||
| 22 | Nanard Corruption Football | |||||
| 23 | West Bromwich Altaria | |||||
| 24 | Ye Who Enter Here United | |||||
| 25 | Brigstock Big Cocks | |||||
| 26 | FC Cers City | |||||
| 27 | FC Cers City | 1 | ||||
| 28 | AFC Double Dutch Demigods |
